Thursday, May 14, 2009

Some Thoughts Regarding Batman's Cold Atlantic Heart



cruel beast
Batman!
what an asshole!
the crime-drenched corridors of Gotham
wallow in their ungodly misery.
but we'd rather be the prey of criminals
than the recipients
of your godless self-serving pity.

go back to the Cape, rich boy.
eat shit and drink martinis.

everyone knows that no god-fearing American
can countenance the arrogance
of your White-Man's Burden
noblesse oblige
orphaned crybaby millionaire
pretentious frat-boy
"I'm Hear to Save You Poor Fuckers"
hero Drag Queen sob-story crusade.

you couldn't make up this shit if you tried,
you scion-vigilante, you benighted beneficiary
of a corrupt fortune, you rich stupid
lawless motherf**ker.

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