Apothegmata

The last crutch of adolescence
Anger, consolation of the sexually frustrated
Oh to be simple and free

Aha! said the woman
as she manufactured something
to accuse you about

I saw a kind person once
when I was falsely dreaming
about an invented heaven

Throw him under the bus
they thought as they watched
the fat person come in late to Church

Greedy people will always tell you
how incredibly irresponsible
it is to drink so much liquor.

I knew a guy once who said
that he would never betray anyone
until he realized who they are.